50+ Savage Captions for Instagram, Facebook & TikTok

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Why leave them average when your captions can be savage? If you’re feeling in a bit of a savage mood, we’ve got a list of savage captions to bless your Instagram, Facebook, and Tiktok feed.

Do you need a fire caption for your fierce selfie? A sassy diss to show your ex what they missed? Or perhaps a salty quote to share with your beachin’ content?

We’ve got all your savage caption needs covered below… Just copy & paste to secure your post’s elite place.


First: All Our Caption Ideas in One Place

We have tons of great caption ideas for you below, but be sure to check out our other roundups for more:


Short Savage Captions

Captions don’t have to be lengthy to leave an impression, so try out one of these short and savage ones for size.

Take it personally

Can’t be around weak-minded

Wish I had someone like me

Salty but sweet

Tell her about me

Can’t relate

I’m a vibe you can’t handle

Never been regular

You do you, I’ll do better

The only thing you can take from me is notes

How’s the view?

Savage Selfie Captions

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s got the most savage selfie captions of them all? You, with our help of course. Here are some ideas:

Never average, always savage

Hardly seen, always noticed

5 foot fine

My personality isn’t for everyone

Thinking about how hot I am

Add this to your wishlist

I don’t mind cause you don’t matter

No special occasion, I just always look this good

Captions don’t matter, focus on me

No pen and paper, but I still draw attention

Hello 911? I’m on 🔥

Not a pick me, but he picked me

Outa sight but still on your mind

Good afternoon ladies and disappointments

Funny Savage Captions

Salty and sweet are a great combo, but funny and savage are even better. And we think this list of funny savage captions will be your new favorite duo!

Good afternoon ladies and disappointments

Bless this hot mess

You didn’t sneeze, but I still blessed your feed

I love men, without the n

I believe in hate at first sight

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted

No Malone, just a post

It’s not me, its you

So fly, gave him jet lag

Your bf’s fave account <3

Brains are cool, wish everyone had one

Confident Savage Captions

Convey some savage confidence with these captions and light your socials ablaze:

Stepping over what I used to step on

On better things

If I was you I would want to be me too

Lightings bad, but so am I

Let me remind you what a missed opportunity looks like

Being so bad got me feeling so good

I’m gracing you with my presence

Looking good, doing better

Never a second option

You’re Italic, I’m in bold

Down to earth, but still about you

Badass with the best ass

Always an upgrade

Not a snack but the whole damn meal

Did We Forget Any Fire Savage Captions?

Let us know in the comments what savage Instagram, Facebook or TikTok captions we should add to our list!

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